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The Gays, The Guys and The God (Part 1)

As to the 'name of the post' it has some significance(well,not entirely) to what am posting. That name was put just cause it rhymed(and also sounded like the lyrics of a song which BSB would sing,yes am one of those who believe that backstreet boys r gay)

The Gays

Talking abt the Gays of the wing,let me just list them out
1.Anniyan( MoJo aka 'bro of JoJo' thinks that he is a gay for sure,like he might put it as 'il est gai pour sûr')
2.Guddu (i will explain as to why he shud be considered as a gay)

Anniyan being gay is obvious to most of his wingmates.But to make the outsiders believe this new revelation I will have to give u an example of his twisted behaviour.

Scene 1:At dhaba, sandy and anniyan face to face.
Anniyan:sandy, Who do u think has the most..........
Sandy: you da. whatever you say it's u.
Anniyan: ........ has the most beautiful eyes in the insti.
this just shows how badly he wanted sandy to appreciate his eyes.

Scene 2: In sandy's room, anniyan crashing,sandy on the comp and msm suggestting youtube videos
Msm asks anniyan not to crash on sandy's bed
Sandy suggests of dropping a heavy metal piece on his 'u know what' spot.(the metal piece happens to be sandy's brass door latch, which is off the door for a week now)
Anniyan who just started coming to senses says and i quote '' what if that thing falls on my thing while It's erect(he likes to address 'it' as a person,'it' has its own personality) I could balance it on It's tip......

Could he be anymore gay/gayier/gayish....

Now talking about Guddu being gay, well i happened to be the only one with this idea .But to make my pt heard let me explain as to why he shud be credited as one
For one, you shud see him brushing his teeth/walking in the corridor(as often as he could) in his semi nude apparel.This apparel consists of bare chest, a pant that slips well below the abdomen just revealing his 'i dont want to show' hair.( i wud like to see such low (real low)hip pants on a women. And he does this more often than he uses the bog)
To add to my pt, he watches only non human videos (the animaxxx freak) and i think that he shaggs over Naruto every single night)

Well i think thats enough with the gays of the wing
More on the guys of second wing in the post 'The Gays, The Guys and The God (Part 2)

posted by C3 @ 8:40 PM Comments: 4

Excerpts from the daily conversations

guddu "26 credits to holidays is like joule thompson effect"

dalal "be abstract"

dikku "Pride and prejudice is similar to many similar books"

diku "monica bellucini and anna kokarnikova is pseud da"

diku "oh so he is an american living in US"

sandy "Are u iyer da?"
anniyan "yes ..........no am iyengar"
sandy "i thought u were iyer"
anniyan "ya iam..............thought u were tryin to put some curse on iyers"

while i was thinking this dude cannot get stupider..... he surpassed himself ....what he lacks in stupidy he makes up with gayness...

sitting in minar he started asking "sandy tell me who has the most"...
to stop him i said "you macha whatever it is, it is you"
this sob could have completed the question in any way he wanted and this is what he chose ".......beautiful eyes..." omg......

posted by sandy @ 6:56 PM Comments: 3

LCD puts (GRT) treat.....

"Konneechiva"... ('Hello' in Japanese)
KKT's life energy was sucked out by LCD when the former persuaded him to give a treat (any how the co-sponsors included me as well as KKT). We(me, LCD, KKT, Akarsh, 5Kg) went to GRT Grand hotel ( which practically bankrupted us). As we entered we followed our male instincts....looking for chics. " Shit da " shouts Akarsh which is his form of appreciating chics..
After drooling for half an hour or so and enjoying the different cross sectional views (of whatsoever) we were so desperate to have our dinner. Yo!! alas, decided to rape the hotel system, spearheaded by the most notorious bas*%#^ present at that time. We were continuously on the roll for food items. Now starts the real show. 5kg ordered a kingfisher premium. He was already full to his neck and now he welcomed the queen of hot drinks - 'mama...have some da'.........x 20 times.

'Hey where is KKT ?' asks LCD. Then suddenly every one started laughing. It
so happened that KKT was trying to attract an "aunty"........After some time he left to the bathroom with a pleasant expression ( a little hurried). Guess what it might be........

"Wherever you go our network follows.." that's what 'Homework' (Our gen sec) says who left after finishing the remains of 5kg's beer ( no idea where he came from ).....
While we were returning LCD says ... ' arey mama... I think I might spend some 600 bucks on a coffee ra..' to all of us (cramped in an auto...). Any how thanks to that spirit of his ... he ended up paying 900 bucks extra for the bill...Shtudd only...

posted by Guddu @ 5:21 PM Comments: 1